I had a dream about homestuck but every character was Alyssa.

That’s it. That was the entire dream.

Alyssa and I were running a diner really similar to Johnny Rocket’s but it had my grandma’s antique floral print clawed chairs instead of booths.

Spencer from iCarly was our number one employee but he’d been acting strange lately and we were really concerned.

So we were cleaning one day after work and we notice mewing sounds behind a really big boothe. So Alyssa goes to investigate and she pulls up four tiger cubs. But they’re the size of newborn kittens. And then the momma tiger attacks me but the mom tiger is just my kitten with tiger stripes.

So at the end of the dream we had to fire Spencer for being an international tiger smuggler and then we lost a lot of business and had to close down.

So Alyssa, a few other friends and I were at my grandma’s house but it was a club, right? And we were all dressed in club wear but we had all these blood spattered, rusty weapons and we were permanently out of breath. And I didn’t really understand what was happening until I heard the ‘zombies approaching’ noise and then we started guarding the doorways and stuff. Tthen avery got sloppy cause she was texting her boyfriend and was bit so we locked her in the garage to die…. and I kept asking people what round we were on and everyone kept screaming ‘THIS IS REAL LIFE GOD! IT ISNT A GAME JESSILYNN!!!!’ and then I accidentally killed two of my friends when I locked them out. Then when like five more people died my french godmother (who speaks pretty really english) runs towards us with rayguns screaming in french and I turned to Alyssa and said ‘the french ARE useful’ and then I woke up.

We also all spoke in Snooki’s voice.